The FEDERAL EMPIRE of FAKISTAN of THE FAKIS EMPIRE is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Davit Fatvur ramonio the 1st with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 13.392 billion FAKISTANIANS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NIJEK CITY. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.9%.

The frighteningly efficient fakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,871 trillion Siynches fakers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 363,747 Siynches fakers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,079,942 per year while the poor average 96,114, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Citizens who don't follow Jehovah's witnesses-Jewish Christianity are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, the arms industry is strictly regulated, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing, and hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. THE FAKIS EMPIRE's national animal is the horses, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jehovah's witnesses-Jewish Christianity.

THE FAKIS EMPIRE is ranked 3,576^th in the world and 78^th in Osiris for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 70,856.94 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.