The United Kingdom of The Fabled Lands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by High King Reginald with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The democratic, devout population of 1.894 billion Fables are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lore. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Fabled economy, worth 98.8 trillion Silver pennies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,145 Silver pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national anthem's only purpose is to inflate High King Reginald's ever-expanding ego, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown. The Fabled Lands's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Fabled Lands is ranked 204,079^th in the world and 18^th in The Universal Federation for Largest Black Market, with 457 billion Standard Monetary Units.