The Colony of The evil mountain is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 270 million evil mountainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 29.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong evil mountainian economy, worth 13.3 trillion lily of the valleys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,369 lily of the valleys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, and indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The evil mountain's national animal is the Cassowaries, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The evil mountain is ranked 141,926^th in the world and 18^th in The waters for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.79 law-abiding acts per hour.