The Federal Halfworth Government of The Error Islands Union is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vice RHPT Director 6712 with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 3.827 billion Halrians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equatus Commoworth. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Halfworthian economy, worth 463 trillion Diveons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 121,054 Diveons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Error Islands Union's national animal is the Golden Owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Error Islands Union is ranked 26,639^th in the world and 1^st in Halfworthia for Most Patriotic, with 41.02 flags saluted per person per day.