The United Kingdom of The Empire of British is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by King C I with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.648 billion British are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,464 trillion Pound sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,760 Pound sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

People with dyslexia are told to tough through it, arbitration is mightier than the sword, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Empire of British's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Empire of British is ranked 220,426^th in the world and 7^th in Enowiden for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.