The Expeditionary Force of The Ecalpan Kangun is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.517 billion Ecalpans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teito. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ecalpan economy, worth a remarkable 2,279 trillion kobans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 303,278 kobans, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,383,361 per year while the poor average 40,571, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

It's said that an Ecalpan always pays his debts with significant compounding, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ecalpan Kangun's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Caesaropapism.

The Ecalpan Kangun is ranked 55,213^th in the world and 4^th in Fukuoka for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,810.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.