The 𝕾𝖈ᴀɴᴅıɳᴀ𝖛ıᴀɴ 𝖀ɴı𝖔ɴ of The Dark Norse is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by 𝕬𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖇𝖘𝖊𝖓 with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.972 billion 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕹𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓 are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𝕶ø𝖇𝖊𝖓𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖓. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕹𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖎𝖈 economy, worth a remarkable 4,584 trillion 𝕶𝖗ö𝖓𝖆s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,569 𝕶𝖗ö𝖓𝖆s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religion makes people horny, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, and there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dark Norse's national animal is the 𝕹𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖉 𝕭𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖐𝖊𝖗, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 𝕱𝖔𝖗𝖓 𝕾𝖎ð𝖗.

The Dark Norse is ranked 2,174^th in the world and 1^st in Zombie Research Institute for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,786.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.