The Most Serene Republic of The Commonwealth of Three Nations is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.657 billion Commonwealth of Three Nationsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Commonwealth of Three Nationsian economy, worth 296 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,605 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Commonwealth of Three Nationsian mussels the biggest in Europe, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Commonwealth of Three Nations's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Commonwealth of Three Nations is ranked 81,600^th in the world and 810^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 90.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.