The Rogue Nation of The Commonwealth of Aus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.12 billion Commonwealth of Ausians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The MCG. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Commonwealth of Ausian economy, worth a remarkable 8,867 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Soda Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 339,480 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Commonwealth of Ausian democracy, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Commonwealth of Aus's national animal is the Dingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

The Commonwealth of Aus is ranked 4,510^th in the world and 4^th in Australia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 239.74 kickbacks per hour.