The Definitely a city of The City Of Sicily is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Renato Schifani with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 879 million Sicilian townspeople live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Town Square. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The frighteningly efficient a townsperson of the City of sicily economy, worth 92.0 trillion Windows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 104,661 Windows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, Mayor Renato Schifani has just been declared ruler of The City Of Sicily in an international press conference, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The City Of Sicily's national animal is the That annoying neighbor who won't shut up, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The City Of Sicily is ranked 57,089^th in the world and 1^st in Artificial Fancade System for Highest Poor Incomes, with 50,334.6 Standard Monetary Units.