The Endless Food Preparations of The Chef of the Bar is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.209 billion Potential Ingredients live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spiceville. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The powerhouse Chef of the Barian economy, worth 71.6 trillion Cooked Foods a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,226 Cooked Foods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, Spiceville has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, the TCOTBBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Chef of the Bar's national animal is the Ready to Cook Animals, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Chef of the Bar is ranked 283,360^th in the world and 4^th in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 252.03 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.