The Kingdom of The Cazland is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Annabelle VanBurton with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.323 billion Cazlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cazba. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cazlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,059 trillion Cazbas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 143,496 Cazbas, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), restaurants cater to pregnancy cravings, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, and one man's trash is another company's tax break. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem. The Cazland's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Cazland is ranked 2,746^th in the world and 1^st in Arconian Empire for Most Cultured, scoring 223 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.