The Minor League Baseball Team of The Carolina Mudcats is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jason Kendall with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.977 billion Carolina Mudcatsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zebulon. The average income tax rate is 9.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Carolina Mudcatsian economy, worth 456 trillion wins above replacements a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,490 wins above replacements, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Carolina Mudcatsian Moonshine", Mr Happy's Funland has just been named The Carolina Mudcats's new capital, Jason Kendall has just been declared ruler of The Carolina Mudcats in an international press conference, and The Church of Baseball has been named as The Carolina Mudcats's national religion. Crime is well under control. The Carolina Mudcats's national animal is the catfish mascot and its national religion is The Church of Baseball.

The Carolina Mudcats is ranked 112,116^th in the world and 4^th in Minor League Farm System for Highest Average Incomes, with 65,490.54 Standard Monetary Units.