The Rainbow Pony Kingdom of The Candy Of Bottles is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Sakub Anangåkïz with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.483 billion Rainbow Ponies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saràmkadôl. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient a Rainbow Pony economy, worth a remarkable 9,059 trillion Urists a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 355,506 Urists, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets, light entertainment isn't dead, the new one Urist coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and the a Rainbow Pony government is the world's largest NGO. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Candy Of Bottles's national animal is the Giant Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Candy Of Bottles is ranked 318,858^th in the world and 15^th in Pony Realms for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -81 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.