The Convocation Compact of The Caleshan Valkyrie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cala Windham with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 42.198 billion Caleshan enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Nexus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Caleshan economy, worth an astonishing 17,798 trillion Favors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 421,774 Favors, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, military training in The Caleshan Valkyrie emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Caleshan Valkyrie's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Sun and Sky.

The Caleshan Valkyrie is ranked 4,694^th in the world and 4^th in Gholgoth for Highest Food Quality, scoring 211.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.