The Republic of The Brown Acid is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 21.009 billion Brown Acidians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Brown Acidian economy, worth 268 trillion Sugar Cubes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 12,763 Sugar Cubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brown Acid's national animal is the Orange Sunshine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brown Acid is ranked 254,125^th in the world and 5,932^nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.