The Holy Empire of The Boot Cult is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord Pasketti with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 34.98 billion Boot Cultians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Public Transport, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boot-in-the-Face. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boot Cultian economy, worth a remarkable 6,111 trillion chits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 174,728 chits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, kids showing an interest in reptiles are given government-funded cobras, many in The Boot Cult are born in the purple, and the government is plagued with uncertainty. Crime is totally unknown. The Boot Cult's national animal is the axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Paskettism.

The Boot Cult is ranked 48,723^rd in the world and 1^st in Apathy for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,736.1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.