Population | 26.648 billion |
Capital | Wightvian |
Leader | Emperor Thorne II |
Faith | The Aura |
Currency | Thingymajig |
Animal | Eagleas |
The Supreme Confederacy of The Blazing Aura is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Thorne II with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.648 billion Aurans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wightvian. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The very strong Aurian economy, worth a remarkable 3,120 trillion Thingymajigs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,102 Thingymajigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, the central government is trying to keep things flowing, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Blazing Aura's national animal is the Eagleas, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Aura.
The Blazing Aura is ranked 266,628th in the world and 23rd in The Commonwealth Society for Most Primitive, scoring -220.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Blazing Aura was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : The Blazing Aura was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Blazing Aura was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in The Blazing Aura, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
- : Following new legislation in The Blazing Aura, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in The Blazing Aura, the central government is trying to keep things flowing.
- : Following new legislation in The Blazing Aura, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
- : Following new legislation in The Blazing Aura, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
- : Following new legislation in The Blazing Aura, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose.
- : Following new legislation in The Blazing Aura, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.