Largest Cheese Export Sector: 124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 178thMost Secular: 386th
The High Technocracy of
Father Knows Best State
Semper Ad Sidera
Bartram Pentos
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Bermudan Pentagram

Population20.553 billion

LeaderBartram Pentos
FaithVague Disappointment

CurrencyPiece of Five

The High Technocracy of The Bermudan Pentagram is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bartram Pentos with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.553 billion Pentagrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorn. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pentagrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,426 trillion Pieces of Five a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,665 Pieces of Five, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, the nation has chosen not to live in interesting times, the fattest folk in The Bermudan Pentagram look to be the happiest ones, and international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (The Bermudan Pentagram has found 3 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Bermudan Pentagram's national animal is the Pentapus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vague Disappointment.

The Bermudan Pentagram is ranked 8,279th in the world and 1st in Ainur for Healthiest Citizens, with 16.08 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 178thMost Secular: 386thLargest Black Market: 541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 685thLargest Agricultural Sector: 701stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,190thHighest Economic Output: 1,650thMost Cultured: 1,714thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,005thHighest Average Incomes: 2,045thSmartest Citizens: 2,137thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,513thTop
Most Developed: 2,624thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,905thMost Armed: 3,416thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,172ndRudest Citizens: 4,716thHighest Food Quality: 4,948thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,812thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,059thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,694thLargest Retail Industry: 6,709thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,937thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,958thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,027thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,037thHealthiest Citizens: 8,279thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,294thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,493rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,401stMost Efficient Economies: 9,470thLargest Populations: 9,589thLargest Governments: 10,701stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,027thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,887thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,851stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,624thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,072ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,050thMost Patriotic: 23,687th

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