The Colony of The Bermuda Islands is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.248 billion Bermuda Islandsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The very strong Bermuda Islandsian economy, worth 61.5 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,270 aurums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,254 per year while the poor average 8,763, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Bermuda Islands's national animal is the bovina.

The Bermuda Islands is ranked 284,826^th in the world and 5^th in The Atlantic Alliance for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 127.84 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.