Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,442ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,648thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,924th
The Utopia of
New York Times Democracy
Life's A Beach
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Beach

Population9.084 billion

CapitalThe Bonfire
LeaderThe Beach Bum
FaithThe Beach

Currencysand dollar
Animaldolphin

The Utopia of The Beach is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Beach Bum with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.084 billion Beachians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bonfire. The average income tax rate is 92.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Beachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,398 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 153,977 sand dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Vaccinations are mandatory, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Beach's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Beach.

The Beach is ranked 5,002nd in the world and 1st in The Beach for Most Developed, scoring 94.4 on the Human Development Index.

Top
1%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,442ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,648thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,924thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,218thBest Weather: 2,834thTop
5%
Highest Food Quality: 4,247thRudest Citizens: 4,363rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,430thMost Cultured: 4,581stMost Inclusive: 4,934thMost Developed: 5,002ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,474thSmartest Citizens: 5,894thMost Pacifist: 5,976thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,731stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,084thLargest Governments: 8,909thSafest: 9,119thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,890thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,118thLowest Crime Rates: 12,250thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,917thTop
10%
Most Secular: 14,649thHighest Average Incomes: 14,650thHighest Economic Output: 14,994thNicest Citizens: 15,814thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,979thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,775thMost Efficient Economies: 21,003rdMost Influential: 21,332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,436thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,611thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,828thMost Stationary: 21,896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,766thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,355thLargest Retail Industry: 28,016th
Top
10%
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Beach was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : The Beach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beach, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beach, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beach, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beach, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beach, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beach, the government pours millions of sand dollars into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beach, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in The Beach, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.

More...

Report