The Chief Badger of The Badger State is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions. The compassionate population of 4.834 billion Badger Stateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 26.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Badger Statean economy, worth 192 trillion Cheese Wheels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,751 Cheese Wheels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to The Badger State City to enjoy their national art, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and Leader has just been declared ruler of The Badger State in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Badger State's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Badger State is ranked 173,330^th in the world and 9,668^th in Osiris for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,034.77 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.