The Faulty Logic of The Availability Heuristic is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 12.915 billion Availability Heuristicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Availability Heuristician economy, worth a remarkable 2,638 trillion Object Permanences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,333 Object Permanences, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
Availability Heuristicians are shown the peaceful ways of free trade by force, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, and the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Availability Heuristic's national animal is the Question Mark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Availability Heuristic is ranked 320,971st in the world and 2,733rd in Eye for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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The Availability Heuristic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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The Availability Heuristic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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The Availability Heuristic, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism.
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The Availability Heuristic, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus.
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The Availability Heuristic, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years.
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The Availability Heuristic, Availability Heuristicians are shown the peaceful ways of free trade by force.
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The Availability Heuristic was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
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The Availability Heuristic, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.
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The Availability Heuristic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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The Availability Heuristic, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors.










































