Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,627thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,160thMost Devout: 3,949th
The Faulty Logic of
Moralistic Democracy
Everyone expects the Varanian Inquisition
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Availability Heuristic

Population12.915 billion

CurrencyObject Permanence
AnimalQuestion Mark

The Faulty Logic of The Availability Heuristic is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 12.915 billion Availability Heuristicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Availability Heuristician economy, worth a remarkable 2,638 trillion Object Permanences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,333 Object Permanences, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Availability Heuristicians are shown the peaceful ways of free trade by force, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, and the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Availability Heuristic's national animal is the Question Mark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Availability Heuristic is ranked 320,971st in the world and 2,733rd in Eye for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,627thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,160thTop
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Most Devout: 3,949thLargest Black Market: 4,143rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,681stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,160thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,103rdMost Patriotic: 8,508thHighest Average Incomes: 10,586thNudest: 10,610thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,231stHighest Economic Output: 11,390thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,653rdRudest Citizens: 12,017thLargest Retail Industry: 12,830thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,074thSmartest Citizens: 14,406thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 19,539thMost Efficient Economies: 20,085thLargest Governments: 20,776thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,022ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,462ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,539thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28,723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 30,262nd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 39th in the regionMost Devout: 48th in the regionMost Patriotic: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 100th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 160th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 186th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 197th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 243rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 246th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 259th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 267th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 276th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Availability Heuristic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : The Availability Heuristic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Availability Heuristic, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism.
  • : Following new legislation in The Availability Heuristic, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus.
  • : Following new legislation in The Availability Heuristic, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years.
  • : Following new legislation in The Availability Heuristic, Availability Heuristicians are shown the peaceful ways of free trade by force.
  • : The Availability Heuristic was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Availability Heuristic, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.
  • : The Availability Heuristic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Availability Heuristic, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors.

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