The United States of The Austin is a large, cultured nation, notable for its burgeoning Goat population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 106 million Austinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Industry aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The strong Austinian economy, worth 6.04 trillion Austins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,946 Austins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime is relatively low. The Austin's national animal is the Goat.

The Austin is ranked 131,863^rd in the world and 606^th in Concord for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,108.65 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.