The Republic of The Anaheim Ducks is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.93 billion Anaheim Ducksians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 50.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Anaheim Ducksian economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,273 florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Business is banging at no-tell motels, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, caroling is considered a public disturbance, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Anaheim Ducks's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Anaheim Ducks is ranked 34,330^th in the world and 422^nd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.3 law-abiding acts per hour.