The Socialist Republic of The American Democratic Union is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Steven Wesley Andrews with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.465 billion Americans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 904 trillion United States Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,428 United States Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The American Democratic Union's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The American Democratic Union is ranked 18,418^th in the world and 7^th in The Interdimensional Community for Safest, scoring 114.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.