Most Stationary: 1,036thLargest Populations: 1,132ndHighest Economic Output: 7,606th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Stupid people not allowed.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Almighty Mare

Population38.043 billion

CapitalGreat Plainsville
LeaderRidem Cowboy
FaithCatholicism

Currencysaddle
Animalcrock-a-rere

The Holy Empire of The Almighty Mare is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ridem Cowboy with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.043 billion Almighty Mares are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Plainsville. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The thriving Almighty economy, worth a remarkable 2,443 trillion saddles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 64,236 saddles, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of The Almighty Mare's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Almighty Mare's national animal is the crock-a-rere, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Almighty Mare is ranked 34,680th in the world and 1st in Vatican II for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 5,447.92 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Top
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Most Stationary: 1,036thLargest Populations: 1,132ndTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 7,606thFattest Citizens: 7,902ndMost Influential: 10,827thTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,188thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,460thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,207thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,620thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,699th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Almighty Mare was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Mare, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of The Almighty Mare's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Mare, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Mare, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Mare, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Mare, it's best not to ask what goes into Great Plainsville Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : The Almighty Mare's influence in Vatican II fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : The Almighty Mare's influence in Vatican II rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : The Almighty Mare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : The Almighty Mare was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The VRCC Bishopric of CrimsonScribbles, killing 25 million zombies.

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