The Indomitable Wrath of The Absolute Worst is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Null with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.269 billion Psycopaths are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Point of No Return. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute Worstian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion nightmare fuels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 312,294 nightmare fuels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,857,230 per year while the poor average 3,688, a ratio of 774 to 1.

The name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across The Absolute Worst, colonels love the smell of trash in the morning, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and the SWAT team always rings twice. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Absolute Worst's national animal is the Mind, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Economics.

The Absolute Worst is ranked 331,891^st in the world and 177^th in Hell for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 8.06 on the Kitten Softness Rating.