Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,893rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,686thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,696th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The 7th Choice

Population8.14 billion

CapitalGoha City
LeaderYuga Ohdo

Currencypound
AnimalKuribot

The Empire of The 7th Choice is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Yuga Ohdo with an iron fist, and renowned for its remarkably easy parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.14 billion Choicers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goha City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 7th Choicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 127,265 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 393,562 per year while the poor average 31,728, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, many Choicers are delayed by flocks of sheep on their morning commute, and politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 7th Choice's national animal is the Kuribot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The 7th Choice is ranked 316,966th in the world and 9th in The Choices for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,893rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,686thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,696thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,677thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 18,373rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,616thMost Armed: 19,154thLargest Black Market: 19,182ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,886thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,105thMost Devout: 24,629thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,836thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,629thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32,644th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The 7th Choice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The 7th Choice, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • : Following new legislation in The 7th Choice, many Choicers are delayed by flocks of sheep on their morning commute.
  • : Following new legislation in The 7th Choice, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in The 7th Choice, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : The 7th Choice was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in The 7th Choice, teens graduate from front of house retail to the frontlines of war.
  • : Following new legislation in The 7th Choice, you can tell when Choicers are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.
  • : Following new legislation in The 7th Choice, children make The 7th Choice drive 'round.
  • : Following new legislation in The 7th Choice, children high on sugar can often be seen bouncing off walls.

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