Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,644thMost Influential: 3,345thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,960th
The Yellow Loving Monarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Für das Land und für die Menschen
Anton Bauer II
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Niemence

Population1.186 billion

CapitalFriedlichkeit
LeaderAnton Bauer II
FaithProtestant Christianity

CurrencyNiemencean Reichtum
AnimalNiemencean eagle

The Yellow Loving Monarchy of Niemence is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Anton Bauer II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.186 billion Niemceans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedlichkeit. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Niemencean economy, worth 101 trillion Niemencean Reichtums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,838 Niemencean Reichtums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Niemence' is a smash hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niemence's national animal is the Niemencean eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Niemence is ranked 48,755th in the world and 562nd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 151.3 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,644thTop
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Most Influential: 3,345thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,960thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,836thNicest Citizens: 8,620thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,149thBest Weather: 9,832ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,887thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,756thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,704thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 14,431stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,161stHighest Food Quality: 15,182ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,497thMost Cultured: 16,445thMost Inclusive: 17,425thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,699thMost Pacifist: 17,784thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,975thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,065thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,273rdMost Developed: 21,516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,350thMost Income Equality: 24,108thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,167thSmartest Citizens: 27,454th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 104th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Niemence's influence in Europe rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Niemence voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
  • : Following new legislation in Niemence, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Niemence' is a smash hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Niemence, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Niemence, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Niemence, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Niemence, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Niemence endorsed The Holy Water Guzzling Nation of Parsininsa.
  • : Niemence was endorsed by The Holy Water Guzzling Nation of Parsininsa.
  • : Following new legislation in Niemence, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.

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