The Republic of Thall is a small, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 29 million Thallians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The thriving Thallian economy, worth 1.74 trillion Eurollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,035 Eurollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 212,505 per year while the poor average 12,245, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thall's national animal is the Bull, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Thall is ranked 202,349^th in the world and 55^th in kingdom of Greater Esteriae for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.