The Oceanic Utopia of Thalassocracy is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.447 billion Thalassocracyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.6%.
The strong Thalassocracyian economy, worth 378 trillion Shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,464 Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thalassocracy's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Thalassocracy is ranked 44,488th in the world and 38th in Pax Indica for Largest Black Market, with 22.6 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Thalassocracy, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
- : Following new legislation in
Thalassocracy, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in
Thalassocracy, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
- : Following new legislation in
Thalassocracy, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom.
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Thalassocracy was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in
Thalassocracy, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
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Thalassocracy, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
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Thalassocracy, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed.
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Thalassocracy, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
- : Following new legislation in
Thalassocracy, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".









