The Republic of Thaipursia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by tuju'an with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.315 billion Thaipans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dashai. The average income tax rate is 25.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thaipursian economy, worth an astonishing 12,298 trillion dramas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 392,732 dramas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, the fate of the world literally rests on tuju'an's fingers, and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thaipursia's national animal is the sea turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thaipursian Orthodox Church.

Thaipursia is ranked 75,775^th in the world and 3^rd in Kataru Kur Gal for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,682.56 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.