The Republic of Thaimaa is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.581 billion Thaimaans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangkok. The average income tax rate is 27.2%.

The strong Thaimaan economy, worth 135 trillion Thai baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 52,515 Thai baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, Thaimaa has designated Bangkok as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Thaimaa in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thaimaa's national animal is the Elepthant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thaimaa is ranked 248,090^th in the world and 7^th in Freelands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.33 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.