The Republic of Thaichen is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.86 billion Thaichenese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Thaichenese economy, worth 922 trillion woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 157,391 woolongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thaichen's national animal is the dinosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zensunni.

Thaichen is ranked 48,487^th in the world and 9^th in The Empire of Walbard for Nudest, with 205.5 cheeks per square mile.