The Federation of Thaiantananagaskar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sribandarserinaike Bhumigar with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.095 billion Thaiantananagasgalenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangmadarivokok. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Thaiantananagasgalenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion shells a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,124 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, polygamy is legal, and Sribandarserinaike Bhumigar has been known to make speeches in fishing waders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thaiantananagaskar's national animal is the tarpin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is animism.

Thaiantananagaskar is ranked 92,500^th in the world and 48^th in The World Rearranged for Highest Food Quality, scoring 24.52 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.