The Kingdom of Thai Dragonland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Nanon Korapat Kirdpan with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.126 billion Thais are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangkok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The powerhouse Thai economy, worth 237 trillion Thai baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 75,982 Thai baht, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

People who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, snitches get riches, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Thai Dragonland's national animal is the Asian elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Thai Dragonland is ranked 173,153^rd in the world and 2^nd in Free Non Imperial Nations for Largest Populations, with 3.13 billion capita.