The Republic of TGOFC is a very large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 233 million TGOFCians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.1%.

The strong TGOFCian economy, worth 12.0 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,462 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under. Crime is moderate. TGOFC's national animal is the Card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

TGOFC is ranked 167,786^th in the world and 1^st in Fish Collections for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 98.02 on the Clooney Contribution Index.