The Colony of TGF33 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 19.1 billion TGF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TGF33ian economy, worth 775 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,625 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TGF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TGF33 is ranked 69,778^th in the world and 1^st in The Great Fascists for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,766.6 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.