The Colony of TFWU33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 14.114 billion TFWU33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TFWU33ian economy, worth 532 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,741 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TFWU33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TFWU33 is ranked 79,560^th in the world and 1^st in The Fascist Workers Union for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.