The Colony of TFCOMM33 is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 15.335 billion TFCOMM33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TFCOMM33ian economy, worth 568 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,040 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TFCOMM33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TFCOMM33 is ranked 273,795^th in the world and 1^st in The Free Commonwealth for Highest Average Incomes, with 37,040.8 Standard Monetary Units.