The Colony of TFAC33 is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.614 billion TFAC33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 10.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TFAC33ian economy, worth 612 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,962 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TFAC33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TFAC33 is ranked 32,970^th in the world and 1^st in The Fascist Accord for Most Primitive, scoring 68.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.