Population | 5.927 billion |
Capital | Tezik City |
Leader | Victoria |
Faith | Atheist |
Currency | Denars |
Animal | Turkey |
The Democratic Republic of Tezikstan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Victoria with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.927 billion Tezikstanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tezik City. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Tezikstanian economy, worth 494 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 83,445 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tezikstan's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist.
Tezikstan is ranked 3,237th in the world and 7th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,355.01 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tezikstan was endorsed by The Airistocracy of North Weeklingz.
- : Tezikstan was endorsed by The Watchful Eyes of Bridgett.
- : Tezikstan was endorsed by The Pokémon Region of Neo-Unova.
- : Tezikstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Influential, Most Inclusive, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
- : Tezikstan was endorsed by The Dominion of Leviathan Mammon Ea Asteorra.
- : Tezikstan was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Tezikstan was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Oldom Urka.
- : Tezikstan was endorsed by The Kingdom of Land of the righteous.
- : Tezikstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Tezikstan was endorsed by The Empire of IMperatorius IMperium DOminium.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 53 » Boston Harbor, Levont, Imperium of Josh, The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy, Rathanur, Maleno, Blovatlas, New Lablerith, Kayestha, Co-Dairy, Crpostran, Shadow Stone, Wistenda, Vizykia, Zypheria, Takh Avros, Ueladaria, Tiptoptopia, Tevaris, Genovini, Pekichow, Suomalainem, Laniron, Bingusell, The Litterbox, Frankstonia, Zalidia, Demonic Gate, Karagayan, Malachor XII, Arcove, Aeraven, Middle Platypus, The Dinland, Gochieland, The Holy Goat, Fexler Brews, Dharitara, Edsmontik, Antarctic SARNZ, Barbasinka, Avenel, Bel Techia, Plasma, Soritanue, 555 clan, Lyvenburg, Arocana, Oldom Urka, Leviathan Mammon Ea Asteorra, and 3 others.Neo-Unova, Bridgett, and North Weeklingz.