The Dominion of Textoverdia is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.969 billion Textoverdians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isca Textoverdorum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The very strong Textoverdian economy, worth 266 trillion crowns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 67,083 crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,962 per year while the poor average 13,206, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

Leader's online image is the very model of a modern major leader, life is somewhat repetitive, child labor has been outlawed, and ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Textoverdia's national animal is the lark and its national religion is British Orthodoxy.

Textoverdia is ranked 80,480^th in the world and 2^nd in British Commonwealth of Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,882.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.