The Armed Republic of Texias is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Johnquavioustavious Demarcus Jaundice Sr with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 992 million Texians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brazos. The average income tax rate is 49.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Texiasian economy, worth 131 trillion Chocolate Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,440 Chocolate Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The blind lead the blind in social welfare, the government thinks Texians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Texiasian lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texias's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Texias is ranked 201,153^rd in the world and 14^th in Imperial Sanctuary for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.33 kickbacks per hour.