The United Socialist States of Texian Ranch 08 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 10.219 billion Texian Ranchers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.

The all-consuming Texian economy, worth 686 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 67,142 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Texian Ranch 08 City to enjoy their national art, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, Texian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texian Ranch 08's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Texian Ranch 08 is ranked 168,748^th in the world and 305^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.41 law-abiding acts per hour.