The Visitor-Loving People of Texas Visitors Bureau is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning Armadillo population. The hard-working, democratic population of 28.132 billion Texas Visitors enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, International Aid, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.

The very strong Texas Visitors economy, worth a remarkable 1,451 trillion Texas Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,581 Texas Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 157,570 per year while the poor average 13,087, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texas Visitors Bureau's national animal is the Armadillo.

Texas Visitors Bureau is ranked 159,054^th in the world and 42^nd in Texas for Most Primitive, scoring -59.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.