The Lone Star Republic of Texaia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Greg Abbott with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 823 million Texans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 10.7%.

The strong Texan economy, worth 55.4 trillion Texan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,266 Texan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, builders across Texaia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and Greg Abbott has just been declared ruler of Texaia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Texaia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Texaia is ranked 70,981^st in the world and 29^th in Texas for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,668.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.