The Hive Mind of Testlandia is a behemoth, safe nation, ruled by Violet with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 50.137 billion Testlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tést City. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Testlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,388 trillion Kro-bro-ünzes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,593 Kro-bro-ünzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt, only native-born Testlandians who have never left the nation are permitted to run for office, the media seems excessively interested in what Violet is wearing this season, and the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testlandia's national animal is the ★★★ nautilus ★★★, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Neo-Violetism.

Testlandia is ranked 9,007^th in the world and 4^th in Testregionia for Most Cultured, scoring 119 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.