The Diplomatic Association of Test Icicle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James Ford with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 40.356 billion Test Icicleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zonzibar. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The strong Test Iciclean economy, worth a remarkable 1,883 trillion ices a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,678 ices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Test Icicle's national animal is the icle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Test Icicle is ranked 110,659^th in the world and 16^th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Primitive, scoring -27.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.